It's the Parent Trap all over again as Lindsay Lohan plays two characters -- but this time one is a pole dancer.

It's certainly no Disney film as she narrowly survives a serial killer's attack and wakes up with limbs hacked off.

She believes she's stripper Dakota but police and parents insist she's innocent teen Aubrey The idea is good but the film is terrible due to a muddled plot, awful script, pretentious style and obsession with violence.

David Knights