Bingley Arts Centre: Bingley Little Theatre in comedy Dead Funny (until Saturday). Phone 01274 432000.

There are now the the side?? Bradford Alhambra: family musical Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (until April 5). Phone 01274 432000.

Victoria Theatre, Halifax: Beauty and the Beast on Ice (until Saturday 7.30pm, including today & Saturday 2.30pm); Halifax Amateurs in The Wizard of Oz (Wednesday-April 5). Phone 01422 351158.

Mart Theatre, Skipton: Fribo, new music from the old North, Norway, Scotland & England (Saturday); Skipton Building Society Camerata plays Vivaldi's Spring, Mozart's Symphony 29 in A and Exsultate Jubilate (April 12); Eagles tribute band Talon (19); Northern Broadsides in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet (May 13-17); Irish "supergroup" Patrick Street (24); Sheep Town Theatre in Pendle Witches play Pictures of Clay (June 6); Skipton Building Society Camerata play Mendelssohn's Italian Symphony, Vivaldi's Summer and Rossini's Barber Overture (July 12). Phone 01756 791411.

Skipton Town Hall: Funny Buggers comedy nights (April 3, May 16, May 29, June 26). Phone 07811 961545.

St George's Hall, Bradford: Russian State Opera of Siberia in Madam Butterfly (Friday/Saturday); Meat Loaf tribute Deadringer From Hell (April 3); Pink Floyd tribute Off The Wall (10). Phone 01274 432000.

Grand Theatre, Leeds: Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Cats (until Saturday); English National Ballet in Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake (Tuesday-April 6). Phone 0844 848 2720.

Burnley Mechanics: stand-up comedian Stewart Lee (tonight); folk comedians Lancashire Hotpots (Friday) ; Pink Floyd tribute act Shine (Saturday); Northern Jazz Orchestra with "swing master" Frankie Paris (Sunday, 2pm). Phone 01282 664400.

Square Chapel, Halifax: Ensemble 360 play Schubert and Howells (Saturday); female acoustic group Waking the Witch (Sunday); The Elves and the Shoemaker (Monday, 2 30 pm); Horse & Bamboo Theatre in visual theatre drama Veil (Tuesday); jazz singer Clare Teal (April 4); American wrestling (5); Niamh Parsons with guitarist Graham Dunne (17); Stone Roses tribute Clone Roses (18); children's show Rainbow Live! (19); Squeeze musician Chris Difford with Boo Hewerdine (19); Salsa Celtica (28); cricket commentator Henry Blofeld (29); comedian Tim Vine (30). Phone 01422 349422.

Colne Municipal Hall: Neil Diamond tribute (Saturday); Led Zeppelin tribute Lotta Led (April 4); Camerata in classical concert Forces of Nature with young soloist Jennifer Pike (April 10); Elvis tribute with Lee "Memphis" King (17); Sheila's Wheels singers with 60s, 70s and 80s hits and Phoenix Nights comedian Ted Robbins (25); One Night of Queen tribute (June 5); Blues Festival (August 22-25). Phone 01282 661234.

Leeds City Varieties: comedians Lucy Porter (tonight), Ken Dodd (Friday/Saturday) and Andy Parsons (Tuesday). Phone 08456 441881.

West Yorkshire Playhouse, Leeds: The Year of the Rat, drama about George Orwell writing 1984 (until April 5); Northern Broadsides in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet (until April 5); Phoenix Dance Theatre in Cattle Call (April 9-12). Phone 0113 213 7700.

Carriageworks, Leeds: three Zimbabwean artists, in Britain as refugees, talk about their lives in music and dance show The Twilight Rainbow (April 4/5); West Riding Opera in The Merry Wives of Windsor (7-12). Phone 0113 224 3801.

Dean Clough, Halifax: Hibrida III, print works by 40-plus major artists from 1960s, 1970s and 1980s, Ebony Andrews's "uncompromisingly sombre and comical objects" (both until June 1); Portraits of Palestine, Photographs by Rich Wiles (until Monday); unabashedly abstract acrylic paintings on three-foot square canvases by Gerry Scott (until May 25); exhibition exploring processes involved in IOU's "uniquely dreamlike" theatre productions (until May 30). Phone 01422 250250.