Neil Simon's light play about a lush and her pals is portrayed by Keighley Playhouse on March 9-14.

The Gingerbread Lady portrays the return home from a drying-out session of a recovering alcoholic.

She is greeted by her friends, an out of work actor and a neurotic ageing beauty queen and her disapproving daughter.

Can our heroine stay the wagon? Find out by booking tickets on 08451 267859.